- Those insufferable family car stickers. I'm gonna get some for my car, it's gonna be one lady with like 12 cats.
- Let's see...suspenders, belt AND tie? Trust me, those skinny jeans are not in any danger of falling off. Chill with the fucking accessories.
- Flash mobs. Maybe this is why terrorists hate America. Maybe this is why I hate America.
- The name Skylar.
- Tosh.0. He's to comedy as Tumblr is to blogging.
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