// i is for internets

My paid account is going to expire. *sad cry tear wink wink hint hint hint*


Which one of you lucky strangers will get to renew it for me?
Is it you? Or you? Or you, the one who will soon be my stalker?
Because if you do, I will immediately like you and be eternally grateful in return.
I will even make a whole post dedicated to how wonderful you are,
how great that even though we haven't met, you were willing to shell out a couple of bucks so that I could create useless polls and occasionally change my shit layout.
You could even do it anonymously, so that I'm left wondering who is this secret admirer?
I make a post asking everyone, giving you even more satisfaction.
I could easily pay for it myself of course, but I'd rather show everyone
that people I don't even know will pay for it.
Because I am that fucking cool.



Dude.

I'm being sarcastic.

I don't need anyone

to pay for my own journal!!!!!!!

1. Chicks who think they're great at making their own clothes and parade around in their hideous creations. Worse, they think people want to buy this crap.
   
   
2. Women who fight over men but won't admit that it was over men.
   
   
3. Girls named Sissy.
   
   
4. Straight guys who look like they've got lip gloss on i.e. Nick Lachey.
   
   
5. People who obviously throw themselves at others (drunk or not).
   
   
6. People who park their cars and leave the music blasting.
   
   
7. People who think Homestarrunner is the funniest thing in the world.
   
   
8. People who say "Shaved pussies just make you look like a little girl. Anyone who is attracted to that is a pedophile."
   
   
9. Chicks who won't give it up on prom night. haha jk

I have a thing for guys who look like mischievious little boys.
Read his article. He's hilarious.

metaphorge writes "I see absolutely no difference in asserting that someone thin 'needs to eat a fucking sammich' and bitching that someone overweight 'needs to go on a fucking diet'
Can someone explain why one is not as rude and bigotted as the other?"

So I answer and of course a fat chick starts fucking with me even though I wasn't even talking about her. I love that argument, that "Don't make fun of me because I am fat. I can lose weight but you'll always be stupid." Come on, you KNOW you ain't gonna lose that weight. Plus implying that because I make fun of fat people that I'm stupid, that fat people are some how automatically smarter is hilarious. But I suppose if you are going to hang on to the extra weight, it wouldn't hurt to read a few books, cause that's all you'll have.

Or how about "Yeah make fun of me now but what if in a few years you get fat yourself, your glands start acting weird and you're just as fat as I am." Umm, well I guess I'll just deal with it when it does happen. But um, for now, I think I'll just keep making fun of you because I like being an asshole. Quit your dumbass hypothetical questions.

I love it when women try to insult other women by calling them cunts. I'm not insulted, don't bother. But, most of the time that word is not taken as a compliment, so don't expec to call me that and get away with it. Take your anger out on that cheesesteak, not me.


*EDIT* She has deleted all her comments. How typical of crazy ass people who start shit and then lose.