// i is for internets

Just 2 more days of work, then I'm off to a cabin in the mountains with Bri and the puppy. Fresh mountain air, hot tub, no relatives. Oh goodie.

I'm back.

1. When people trip and then turn it into a jog. We're all human, relax.
   
   
2. When people pull cruel "pranks" that aren't pranks at all. Saran wrapping someone's entire cube is a prank. I would argue that putting mousetraps all over someone's bed is not a prank. Telling someone that their loved one is dead is not a prank. Shit is cheap and uncreative.
   
   
3. That retarded ass Bully Beatdown show on MTV. The premise is they have some wimpy guy on there complaining about being bullied by some douchebag, then they get the douchebag in a MMA ring and he gets beat up by a pro and the nerd gets money. All hosted by an MMA fighter with a red streak in his hair who doesn't do shit on the show. Am I supposed to sympathize with the wimps, cause this show has the opposite effect.
   
   
4. People describing others as "seems like someone I could have a beer with." Really? That's how low your standard is?
   
   
5. Old women with long, painted nails. There's something really fucking
   disturbing about this.
   
   
   
6. Truck nuts. It's like...This Dodge Ram is not doing enough to speak about the kind of man I am. Any real man needs a pair of nuts on his hitch. Do they realize how incredibly homosexual that is? Can you get gayer than male genitalia hanging off the back of your car?
   
   
7. Religious nuts who homeschool their kids.

Brian and our friend Candice shot & edited a short video for local graffiti artist Hense. Check 'er out.

Bri as a pederast, I was a little girl, Mochi as sushi.







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She is 10.5 weeks old. It's been a day and a half since we got her. She's adapted very well so far. She's doing ok with toilet training, she will mostly pee on pads and when we go outside. Problem now is she is very apprehensive about being alone, we're trying to get her comfortable with the crate. I know it's still early and she needs time to learn, but I want to start training her right away. I haven't had much sleep just trying to keep up with her.

After months of publicly supporting health care reform, insurers are warning Congress that under the Baucus health care bill, “the cumulative increases in the cost of a typical family policy…will be approximately $20,700 more than it would be under the current system.”source

Guess what shitheads? You raise people's premiums every year anyway. Why don't you say that if they pass the bill you'll gang rape everyone's grammas? That's more threatening.

1. Edna Mode from The Incredibles


2. Trisha Takanawa from Family Guy


3. Totoro


4. Domokun


5. Chinese Lady from Kung Fu Hustle


6.?????

WHAT'S YOURS?

Everyone should make a copy of their medical bills and mail it to the Congress people opposed to changing health care. Fucking assholes.

Is Chicago really that shocked that they didn't get picked to host the Olympics? Just cause Obama's from there don't mean nothin. I like both their logos though.