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let's do it live [10 Jul 09 @ 1:08am]
I wonder... at which point did Bill O'reilly stop punching the wall when he heard Al Franken was gonna be senator?


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Fuck. Yes. [08 Jul 09 @ 11:13pm]


The State on DVD coming July 14th.

ETA: Apparently they had to change the audio/soundtrack due to "copyright issues" aka MTV not giving a shit enough to get rights for the songs. It's still better than nothing though.
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Home Thievelization Avoided (for now) [07 Jul 09 @ 8:37pm]
Some thieving mothereffer tried to break into our place today. Mind you we live in a nice quiet condo, but like other cities, it's close to a lot of unsavory elements.

THE LONG STORY
Just two weeks ago on a Friday, around 10:30pm we heard the door bell. Bri checked the back door and no one was there. Puzzling. No one really visits us at that time. So he goes to the living room, peeks out the blinds and sees black dude crossing our center courtyard, looking straight at our window. I thought maybe it was someone drunk or looking for the wrong apartment. Bri got really spooked. He put metal bars on all of the back windows, all our other windows are painted shut. It's a fire hazard but fuck it. He also installed a program on his computer to take pictures of anyone coming into our office and uploads it on to a server.

Today I came home and lo and behold, the glass pane in the back door is broken, it's very obvious someone tried to pry the lock open. Our neighbor came by and said he saw a dude walk out around noon looking shady...description matches the same dude casing our place the other week.

THE SHORT STORY
He attempted the tried and true method of breaking the glass pane on the door with a rock, then simply turning the lock to get in. Problem is, we just installed a lock that needs a key to get opened on both sides. He probably left pretty fucking pissed.

We are getting a shotgun this week.

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Ok so lemme get this straight... [07 Jul 09 @ 3:20pm]
Bristol Palin and Her Baby Daddy Broke Up

Sarah Palin Resigns

Obama Announces Plans To Run For McCain's Senate Seat In 2010

Ok the last one's not real but still...a big fucking HAAAA!
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this is old but whatevs [06 Jul 09 @ 11:47am]


We need to stay the fuck out of Iran. And no one gives a shit what you think, John McCain.
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Our portrait by Michel Gondry [15 Jun 09 @ 5:31pm]


the original photo
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cutest site evar [15 Jun 09 @ 1:50pm]


mymilktoof
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New hurcut [11 Jun 09 @ 12:05am]
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The Girlfriend Experience [07 Jun 09 @ 10:54pm]
Watched half of it and didn't care to watch the rest. How do you fuck up a movie about a hot escort and the egomaniac financial assholes she services? Pacing was slow, camera work felt like I was watching The Hills, music was from 90s movie Singles, lighting and focus was terrible on purpose, and as stunning Sasha Grey is...I duno she's not that compelling when there's no dick in her ass. Ok it wasn't completely shitty, the dialog was real and provocative, I just wish they went with a different direction.

PS: UP was awesome. Go see it.

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kung fu grip [06 Jun 09 @ 3:03pm]
Tied up. In a closet. In Bangkok.I can't decide if it's a good way to go or not.
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oh jesus [01 Jun 09 @ 2:04pm]
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I don't like the look of it [23 May 09 @ 5:40am]
What is up with all these Russian journals spam-adding me?
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ow my head [17 May 09 @ 12:41am]
Playing Magic the Gathering lawl

ETA: I won. 27 to -14
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Hilton Head 5.09 [15 May 09 @ 4:04pm]






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why didn't i think of this before? [13 May 09 @ 3:20pm]
We're thinking about going down to the courthouse and getting hitched so I can get on his insurance plan.
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